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    The great thing about pocket tools is, they allow us to carry what we need in a handy, compact unit that fits in a pocket, briefcase or glove box. Ready for any emergency or repair.

    But sometimes the multi-tool we’re looking at has a few of the items we need on a regular basis, but is missing others. It may have the screwdriver and knife, but instead of the pliers, there’s a pair of mini scissors. (I’m guessing for mini sewing…)

    The new Switch Modular Pocket Knife , solves that problem, and lets you mix and match your favorite tools, depending on needs and space.

    You customize your Switch with a quick twist, then swap out one of the three the inner axles - small for 2-6 tools, medium (4-10 tools), and large (7-13 tools) - and slip in whatever of the included 18 attachments you need. Which go far beyond the traditional pocket knife choices. Letting you choose from the typical plier or screwdriver, and pair them with the non-traditional LED flashlight or USB Memory Stick.

    The full list of tool attachments includes: Standard Knife, Pliers, Scissors, Nail File, Tweezers, Thin Flathead Screwdriver, Philips-Head Screwdriver, Eyeglass Philips-Head Screwdriver, Eyeglass Flathead Screwdriver, Wood Saw, Serrated Blade, Corkscrew, Combination Bottle Opener/Flathead Screwdriver, Combination Can Opener/Wire Stripper, Pen, Magnifying Glass, LED Flashlight, and the 1GB USB Memory Stick.

    All the tools and exterior body covers come in a handy case, so you’re not searching for the wood saw, when you feel the need to prune a hedge in the backyard, or the corkscrew when she comes over for some wine.
    $79
    Available at Quirky.com

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    Jessica Simpson is on a rampage trying to promote the whole natural beauty thing to cover up the fact that she doesn’t like to exercise and loves to eat barbecue food. Basically she’s trying to tackle the fatty demographic, which is the biggest demographic in the United States (you see what I did there?).

    TV shows like The World Poker Tour and Poker After Dark have gained viral value, not only for their nosebleed levels, but also for their smoking hot selection of season hosts.

    Here are our top 5 favorites. To see the other 3 who top the list, head over to the full list of Hottest Poker Hostesses

    5 Layla Kayleigh

    Layla hosted the 6th season of The World Poker Tour in 2007. With her charming dialect and huge rack, this british born TV personality was hugely appreciated by both viewers and players.

    4. Marianela Pereyra

    Season 3 host of Poker After Dark, Marianela quickly gained popularity among the show’s demographic. Her latin look and mischievous smile she convinced a whole nation that she knew and actually cared about poker.

    3. Leean Tweeden

    Once a Hooters Girl, always a Hooters Girl. Lean knows how to get attention, a skill she practiced to perfection when she got the job as host of season 4 Poker After Dark.

    2. Sabina Gadecki

    Hosting season 5 of the World Poker Tour together with two noobs like Mike Sexton and Vince Van Patten turned out to be a walk in the park for this ex-pagent queen and model.

    1. Courtney Friel

    Hosting the World Poker Tour 2005-2006 Courtney did a great job filling the void after formed hostess Shana Hiatt, who quite the show under unclear circumstances.

    We really haven’t been covering “Dancing With The Stars” over here, in large part because Chad Ocho Cinco is better on Twitter than he is on TV, but also because watching people dancing pales in comparison to, well, watching a British guy limp around with an American accent or watching that guy from “Oz” rough people up. Nothing against that cast, even though Buzz Aldrin getting eliminated totally blew.

    Anyway, we thought we’d check in with Erin Andrews, who did the ABC double-dip with an appearance on Kimmel after DWTS and…my word, missy. Did you get beat up backstage or are you on your way to a bank heist? That’s a sh*t-ton of eyeshadow, homegirl. You’re actually pretty; why do you feel the need to do that to yourself? That just leaves that much less hope for the rest of us.

    It’s an odd sell to encourage anyone to look at a video with “Hey, check out these two dudes kissing,” but there’s a Tim Tebow joke to be made, as Steelers first round pick Maurkice Pouncey was Tebow’s center, which the creator of the video dutifully delivers, if not poorly. But there are couple questions to be answered here. How could dude’s twin brother not be drafted by anybody–someone explain that to me. [Because he's coming back for his senior year --Ed.] And does Maurkice “like” his brother more than the lady to his immediate right? And could we be reaching any more with this post? Join us after the jump and make your own decision.

    Tim Tebow at the NFL Draft was like the slutty little white girl in high school that everyone knew lived in a trailer park with her alcoholic dad. Whenever the guys got together to discuss the Florida product, it was all Not good enough for me and Get serious, we’re professionals here. But then the Draft started and line started to fill up outside the double-wide. Tebow, originally slated as a “fourth rounder if he’s lucky” sort of pick, started climbing up the big board like a mid-level execute that knows how to share his cocaine, and all of a sudden it was “late first rounder.” And then Josh McDaniels came.

    “It’s been a dream come true for me since I was 6 years old,” Tebow said. “So now I have this opportunity.”
    For the Broncos, Tebow is a gamble, especially as a first-round pick. –Herald.

    There were bigger reaches in the draft. Jacksonville’s entire draft was a reach. It was like Jack Del Rio was planning to use his dad’s credit card to sign his picks. Joe Haden to the Browns at 7 and C.J. Spiller to the Bills at 9 were bad value picks. The Raiders, surprisingly, had a good draft. Al Davis must have enjoyed a blood transfusion or six before the weekend.

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